Around 12h00 or so, Stupid Foreigner gets a call from the sweetheart German Truck driver. He will meet her in 20 minutes. Hurray!!! Finally, it is going to be 'Christmas' soon....and Stupid Foreigner will receive her Christmas gift .....that is the arrival of the German Truck Driver!!!
Yes....the clock ticks by seconds and nano seconds.....there he comes! Mein Liebe!!! She could feel the first tinges of snow on her; at a distant she could hear the church bells ringing....fairies are dancing. Before she could realize what was happening, he was in her apartment. After a short exchange of words, they both got into action, for neither was ready to waste any further time. It was already late...and couldn't wait any more! They push, support and comfortably places one on top of another. After few minutes of moving up and down with heavy weight, by 12h40 it was finally over!
(Stop....what did you imagine!? They were ONLY loading the packages into the truck, moving it down from 2nd floor!).
It was time and she said 'Tschus! Schoen Tag noch!!' and proceeded to make her move towards office.
After all these years of being in Deutschland, Ms. Stupid Foreigner, finally understood, 4 days before flying out what does it mean when they say 'Willkommen in Deutschland'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!